Here are the steps to a photo session in the lovely fall foliage with two-year-old and two-month-old:
Step 1: Dress in adorable coordinating outfits. (check)
Step 2: Drive to outdoor location that will provide beautiful backdrop for photos. (check)
Step 3: Pack snacks like apples that also look cute in photos. (check)
Step 4: I HAVE NO IDEA. How are you supposed to get them to be awake at the same time? And looking the same way at the same time? And sitting in the same place? I seriously snapped 142 photos at the park. The vast majority of Zuzu, because Coco was sleeping at first and when I woke her up and tried to get Zuzu to sit with her, Zuzu (who is always asking if she can "hold baby seester") said that Coco was "too heavy" and let her huge noggin flop down on the blanket!
My best advice? Take a shitload of pictures, try to keep having fun, and quit while you're ahead (in other words, go home before anyone has a meltdown, including you.)
When it was all said and done, I got one picture I love love love of each of them (and I'm saving those to possibly use on Christmas cards). But here are some of my other favorites and some outtakes:
|Zuzu Running With Apple. We had many, many versions of this photo.|
|Zuzu pondering the beauty of the park and its relation to the meaning of life, or possibly pooping her pants.|
|Zuzu's dazzling rendition of the "I have a dream" speech?|
|Very serious about examining this small berry that I cruelly did not allow her to eat. (No idea if it's actually poisonous, but c'mon. I've read Hunger Games)|
|OMG! Successfully removed berry from branch. Also demonstrating why hairbows are a challenge for us.|
|Is it Zuzu? Or is it Elsa? Because she was belting out "Let it go!"|
|I really love how forcefully she twirls. She fell down right after this.|
|Believe it or not, this is the BEST of the photos with both girls. You can see how cooperative Zuzu was. And you can see all of Coco's chins.|
|Zuzu - please look utterly vacant. Coco - please look constipated. Hashtag nailed it.|
|Zuzu - please rut around like a barnyard animal with your eyes closed. Coco - please gaze thoughtfully into the distance.|
|Zuzu is relating a thrilling narrative. Coco appears to be shushing her.|
|The narrative continues. Neither girl will look at the camera.|
|Baby in some leaves.|
|Oh shit. NO! DO NOT FEED YOUR SISTER LEAVES.|
|She was actually uncertain about this perch, but I love this photo.|
|Little forest fairy.|
Fun Fact: I thought I'd lost all my photos when David removed my memory card from the computer without ejecting it. I was so sad I actually cried a little at Monica's house (which is where we were when I discovered what had apparently happened).
He apologized, but only sort of half-assy and I was SO SAD and I felt like he should have been really kissing my ass and sucking up to me and instead he just went downstairs with Johnny to watch TV.
So when I recovered the photos (found them in iphoto trash while clicking around hopelessly on my computer at Monica's kitchen table--I dunno... computers are a mystery to me) I celebrated with Monica (and a glass of champagne) but DIDN'T mention it to David.
The next day, on our drive home, he suggested we go to the park and try to take a few pictures of the girls (the leaves were past their prime by then).
I casually remarked we didn't need to because I'd recovered the photos last night.
He was all indignant and couldn't believe I'd held out on him. He said he'd been "beating himself up over this."
Mmm-hmm. I think we have different definitions of "beating himself up" because he definitely didn't seem very sorry to me. I would have liked a little groveling. I'm just saying. He's not the one who spent an hour and a half in the park cajoling two uncooperative little people into looking at the camera.